iPhone4 vs HTC Evo – 3G and Has the WiFis

Know anyone with an iPhone? Are they anything like the chic in this video? Not only is the video hilarious, it also gave me an excuse to setup mod_flv_streaming. Despite the cartoon appearance the discussion is what some would consider, "adult language." Viewer discretion is advised... Also - almost forgot, more G-Bs and 3 wishes, even if one of those wishes is for the iPhone. Just watch and enjoy :]

A couple folks have reported the video isn't playing for them. If you're one of 'em, here's a link to the original.

iPhone 4 vs. HTC Evo:

Salesman: Welcome to Phone-Mart; how may I help you?

Customer: iPhone 4. Where is the iPhone 4? I need an iPhone 4.

S: Oh I'm very sorry but we are currently sold out. However we did finally get some more HTC Evo's in.

C: What? What is that? Is it an iPhone?

S: No. It is that 4G Phone on Sprint.

C: If it's not an iPhone, why would I want it?

S: Well it's similar to an iPhone, but has a bigger screen...

C: I don't care

S: The internet speeds are around 3 times faster...

C: I don't care

S: It has a higher resolution camera on both the front and the back...

C: I don't care

S: and it doesn't require you to be on WiFi to use video chat...

C: I don't care

S: it's battery is replaceable; as is the memory card...

C: I don't care

S: it is highly customizable. Everything from the widgets to the icons to the fonts and even has video wallpaper.

C: I don't care

S: the monthly bill is cheaper...

C: I don't care

S: it prints money.

C: I don't care

S: it can grant up to three wishes; even if one of those wishes is for the iPhone...

C: I don't care

S: it has an app that will build you an island and then it transforms into a jet and flies you there...

C: I don't care

S: It's Indestructible...

C: I don't care about any of that

S: Okay fine. then what the hell entices you about the iPhone 4, if you don't mind me asking?

C: It is an iPhone

S: You do realize that doesn't mean anything? It's a brand. They could put out a brick and call it an iPhone if they wanted to.

C: Yes. But it's the best phone

S: Can you explain how?

C: I can download apps to it.

S: Big deal. My eight year old niece's Boost mobile phone has apps on it.

C: It's 3G. And has the Wi-Fi's.

S: WTF - Do you even know what that means?

C: Um.It canIIt...Um

S: Listen I'm out of the IPhone anyway. I guess if you're fine using AT&T's network and don't mind paying for the plan and the phone and also don't mind having a brand new phone that's already behind the curve, then I can put you on our reservation list

C: No. I'll just try somewhere else. I have to have it today.

S: Are you serious? Not only are you so stupid that you still want this device, but you are also so retarded that you think you can just waltz into any store and purchase one on launch day without a pre-order?

C: Yes

S: I think I think I need to go chop off my own **** now. Yes. I think I will. I don't need my children growing up in a world populated by **** like you.

C: I need an iPhone 4

S: If you don't leave I'm going to go find one for you and shove it so far up your ...

C: I want the one with the bigger GB's.

S: Oh God. I think I just had an aneurysm. I'm dying. Are you happy? Your stupidity has killed me. Now my cat is homeless. I'm no longer alive. I'm dead.

C: I need the white one. Hello. I need one now please. Can you waive the activation fee? Does it come with a case? I also need you to hook up my Bluetooth to it. Hello? Hello? I'll go somewhere else. My sister said Walgreens has them. Goodbye.

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Tags: humor, video

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